Sunday, August 27, 2006

September Approcheth!

As September approches a very important thought comes to me. This coming weekend is Labour Day weekend, the one day a year when the nation recognizes (in theory any way) those of us that bust our humps to make the ends come together. It is a time when many of the faithful over do the celebrations and wind up in deep do do.

With this in mind the Church of the Seven Day Rereationalists reminds you all to be safe, enjoy each other and the extra time away from the salt mines, but don't do anything stupid. If you can't tell your Mom or your kids, don't do it. We beleive in having fun, that's our ethos, but celebrate safely and don't endanger others. That's all we ask.

The true brethern have already planned ahead.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Celebration!!!

Well, August is a quiet month for the Church of the Seven Day Recreationalists. The main point of recreation falling on the 22nd of the month. Why, that's tomorrow! Indeed we prepare to celebrate the marital union of two of our most beloved members, Silvertounge and Princess M! 8 Years they've been legal now and that is a grand achivement in this day and age worthy of celebration.
Alas, Silvertounge is still at sea pursuing those wiley Salmon so he is not likely to be able to lift a glass in honour of his own nuptials. So in the tradition of The Brotherhood, (Funny how fast these things become tradition nowadays. Hmm.) we shall all lift up a toast in proxy for our beloved brother and his beautiful wife and wish them many more years together and hope that next year he can actually be home for his own anniversary.
We emplore all current members and future members of the faith to enjoy some good food, good drink, and fine company on behalf of those that are far from the ones they love this evening. And know that we certainly will as well.

Happy Anniversary Silvertounge & Princess M!!!!

Slainete!

Monday, August 07, 2006

Missed opportunities

Oh my, I hope that the powers that be can find it in thier hearts to forgive a pair of oversights for the Holy Month of July! I have blown it hard it folks and should be flogged publicly. First was the very important celebration for a member of the brethren, an apostle of our creed, Dogster. Yes indeed, the Dogman has always been a practicing member of the faith, (Although I'd wager he was not always cognizant of that fact.) One of my oldest friends, the Dogman deserves to be added to the list of July celebrations.
So, let the heralds proclaim that from this time forward and anon the 28th day of July is officailly added to the list of celebrations for the High Holy Month of Summer!

On a similar note it should be stated here that a "celebration optional" day is being considered for addition to
the High Holy Month of July, that being the date of the 13th of July. This is the date not of a sacred family member or of a favored church member but rather a posthumously awarded honor of one that influenced our lives quite earliy on. I am speaking of Ladmo, Ladimir Kwiatkowski. A clown prince if ever such existed, Ladmo was the grown-up that all of us kids wanted around because he was in fact a kid himself. He knew us and we knew him and we were caught up in the wonder of him. Ladmo was a follower of the Church of the Seven Day Recreationalist long before the concept came in to being, a lover of life and those who lived it Ladmo was a hero and a dear friend both. I was among the many people that wept not-so-secret tears that dark day in March 1994 when the newsmen had to tell us all that our lifetime hero and buddy was gone. Many a time have I remebered the hours shared with Lad and Wallace in my own living room or that of a friend. Ladmo was universally loved among the children of my era and we ran home after school each day so we could once again see our friend play at life. It was only this past weekend that I discovered Lad's birthday. Having never known it I could not think to include him in our celebrations. So now I myself will lift a toast to Lad each July 13th, you may join me if you wish. I hope you will.