A New Concept in Babbling

Have you ever noticed that when someone is given a platform to share their thoughts with the world they very frenquently waste that oppertunity with inane babble? I mean, look at CNN; 5 minutes of real news, 5 miuntes of commercial, and 20 minutes of worthless gum flapping repeated every 30 minutes all day every day! What a waste! Well rest assured that that is exactly what you'll read here too, sans commercials. (Although, I am nowhere near as paranoid as the American media.)
As one of the founding members of the Church of the Seven Day Recreationalists and an Apostle of "Relax, we'll do it later" I do not have the extreamly limited perspective inflicted upon other religious leaders. Hence the paranoid delutions held by such people that they can, through charisma and a "holy book", change the entire world to suit their vision. Despite the fact that for the most part the entire world has no desire what so ever to be changed.
Evidence of this is presented every day clearly and plainly by folks blowing themselves up in the name of whichever god they follow. "We're better than you and don't try to change us or we'll blow ourselves up." My goodness but there are some woo-hoos out there!
Here at the Church of the Seven Day Rereationalist we believe that, well, we don't talk about that much. The number one rule here is "Enjoy it while you're here, who knows what's next". So all these tumultuous times are best left for others to deal with, they don't care what we think anyway. Have fun and remember to recereate!